getting to know you

I'm not going to pretend to like you

if I don't know you

and we've never met.

I wouldn't expect you to either.

We may have similar interests

or matching genitalia,

but that doesn't constitute a friendship.

How could it?

"Hey, we both have cocks! That's great!!"

Now if your genitals don't match my own,

I won't pretend to like you either.

It's not productive for either of us.

either I've come to know you personally

and built a friendship, or I don't know you at all

and we're going nowhere.

either way, it works.

there's no need to pretend

and make things out to be 

more than they are.

let us rejoice in the fact that we don't mesh well

because many other people have the same issue.

let us be happy for the fact that we will never

have to tolerate one another

and dance in its brilliance.

let us find common ground in the interest of all 

mankind that we don't care for each other.

there's beauty in that,

in knowing you're not meant to 

get along 

with someone.

either you love it,

or you hate it.

I don't care either way.

It was nice not getting to know you.