back when i was still dating,
i went out with a woman
who just rubbed me the wrong way
i couldn't figure out what it was
for the longest time
then my eyes flashed in realization
while we were having diner,
and i looked over to her and said,
"i think i'm going to have to
end the date here."
"why?" she asked
"because i have the strangest feeling
that you're going to be a potential
pain in the ass," i said
she proceeded to throw a tantrum,
along with a glass of wine,
but i was able to duck out of the way
"see what i mean?" i asked
as a plate of noodles
raced past my head
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