Thursday, April 17, 2014

something about defecation

we're always looking for a place
to lay blame.
-he's a racist so he must be an asshole-
maybe he was an asshole first and just happened
to be
a racist because of his level of asshole.
some people hate other people because
of their race, their sexuality, the way they look,
how they talk, the clothes they wear, or
where they come from.
maybe assholes are born and they
gradually evolve into
racists, bigots, pedophiles, politicians,
and the like.
i mean, you have to have a certain level
of asshole
to be able to hate people or hurt people
because of who they are.
civilized human beings don't suddenly
begin fucking children or hating women
or calling other adults 'fags'.
it's a build up from their inclination
to be an asshole.
i've met religious assholes,
rabid assholes,
back stabbing assholes,
assholes in sheep's clothing,
pretentious assholes,
sick and disturbed assholes.
and the one thing they all have in common
is that they started out as an asshole.
being an asshole seems to be the common denominator.
maybe there's an asshole virus,
or they're reincarnated as an asshole
from a long line
of past assholes.
whatever the case,
they need a uniform
so they can be clearly identified
to save the rest of us
from encountering an asshole
that only wants to treat us
like an asshole.
i would also like to mention
rapist assholes, murdering assholes,
cheating assholes, greedy assholes,
traffic jam assholes,
coworker assholes, boss assholes,
creditor assholes,
and godly assholes.
no matter what type of asshole they are,
they're still full of shit.

1 comment:

  1. I'm sure I missed a few assholes so just fill in the blanks.
    _____________ assholes.
    _____________ assholes.
    _____________ assholes.
    etc.

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