"Yes, we would like to buy everything you've written, and everything you've ever thought about writing. Mind you, we'll own every conceptual thought you will ever have, but we'll pay you 7% on the dollar. Now take notice that we don't actually have to ever publish you in reality. We would just like to buy your thoughts and possibly put them out in digital format at some point or another, but probably not. If you ever have a thought that may or may not coincide with a thought that we have previously purchased, you will not be legally able to express that thought or any other thoughts related to that aforementioned thought. . .
Now please sign on the dotted line, but no thinking because we own those and would hate for you to forfeit your rights under publication."
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